Dan Dan Dum... He's the one with the whiskers 
Controversial mensch of the hash hash misters
He's a true OG, He's a founding father 
But if drama's the cannon he's the cannon fodder 
His presence, redolent of Sprite and coke
 What emotion does that even evoke?  
He's the one who can take on every bloke
He's the one who can take on every joke 
MOOOUUUUSSSSSSEEE