18:23 @sansGato | oh u 18:24 @durendal | i didnt realize until a few days ago watching for like the 238472389472389th time that enzo was the PoW who's employer was petitioning vito at connies wedding to let him stay and marry his daughter 18:24 @durendal | suddenly it owl clicked 18:25 @sansGato | well u want something rly crazy? 18:26 @durendal | im not sure i can handle dw1 18:26 @sansGato | mz casey turned owlt to be mark s.'s owlty's wife 18:26 @sansGato | !!!!!!!! 18:26 @sansGato | nowl that is crazy! 18:26 @durendal | you knowl i dont watch parks and rec 18:26 @sansGato | but do they watch you. 18:26 * | sansGato smirks 18:26 @durendal | owlso i thot his wife was ded and dats why he chowlmped owlff his brain for the bsns 18:27 @sansGato | yeah he thought so 18:27 @sansGato | but the whole time 18:27 @sansGato | they were keeping her locked up 18:27 @sansGato | it is nuts 18:27 @sansGato | the twists 18:27 @durendal | omd 18:27 @sansGato | yeah it a dope showl man 18:27 @sansGato | no holes to 18:27 @sansGato | even tho it gets 18:27 @sansGato | more and more 18:27 @sansGato | complex 18:27 @sansGato | lol 18:28 @sansGato | it starts off almost like silly, and then gets weird and silly, then gets dark and silly, THEN GETS ALL OWLT 18:28 @durendal | it gives me vibes owlf dat... whats dat... not a conspiracy theowlry but like... urban legend maybe? abowlt that area dats just owl like empty owlffice space forever and ever infinitely 18:28 @sansGato | MIND BLOWLING DICK TO WALL 18:28 @sansGato | COMPLEX 18:28 @sansGato | oh corner office? 18:28 @sansGato | that moobie? 18:28 @sansGato | or u mean dw1's brain 18:28 * | sansGato hits drums 18:28 @durendal | -dav explain the backrooms urban legend 18:29 @sansGato | oh right 18:29 +dav | The Backrooms is an urban legend that originated on the internet, known for its eerie and unsettling atmosphere. The premise involves the idea of an endless maze of yellow, damp rooms that one can "noclip" into—essentially slipping out of reality or entering an alternate dimension. Here's a brief overview: 18:29 @durendal | seems brunk 18:29 +dav | 1. Noclip: This term comes from gaming, where it refers to passing through solid objects. In the context of the Backrooms, it means inadvertently walking out of bounds in the real world and finding oneself in the Backrooms. 18:29 +dav | 2. Description: The Backrooms are often depicted as sterile, yellow-tinted rooms with musty carpet and buzzing fluorescent lights. The monotonous layout features endless hallways and rooms that seem to go on forever. 18:29 +dav | 3. Entity Encounters: In many stories and interpretations, people who find themselves in the Backrooms encounter hostile entities or creatures that inhabit this space, adding to the horror and sense of danger. 18:29 +dav | 4. Isolation and No Escape: The backrooms create a feeling of isolation, often described as a never-ending maze with no way out, leading to feelings of despair and madness. 18:29 +dav | 5. Cultural Impact: This phenomenon has inspired various media, including memes, videos, and games, reflecting its popularity as a modern urban legend. 18:29 +dav | Overall, the Backrooms tap into fears of isolation, the uncanny, and the unknown, making it a captivating entry in the world of internet folklore. 18:29 @sansGato | leminowl spaces 18:29 @sansGato | leminowl spaces 18:29 @sansGato | leminowl spaces 18:29 @sansGato | u mean 18:29 @sansGato | yeah 18:29 @sansGato | it does 18:29 @sansGato | esp later 18:29 @sansGato | on 18:29 @sansGato | lol 18:29 @sansGato | the hallways belowl the severed floor 18:29 @sansGato | are like a super white bright versiowl 18:29 @sansGato | of those 18:29 @sansGato | back rooms 18:30 @sansGato | tbh i have worked in those back rooms so much 18:30 @sansGato | idk if i understand 18:30 @sansGato | what is so creepy abowlt dem 18:30 @durendal | lol 18:30 @durendal | you must be dat entity dats owlways sneakin owlp on ppl 18:30 @sansGato | lol 18:30 @sansGato | lol no not in the shaddowls dude 18:31 @sansGato | like my first job being a lawyer i was placed on an empty floor 18:31 @sansGato | because they ran owlt 18:31 @sansGato | of cubicals 18:31 @sansGato | it was just 18:31 @sansGato | one of those 18:31 @sansGato | endless back rooms 18:31 @sansGato | with those mild lights 18:31 @sansGato | that flickered 18:31 @sansGato | and the rug was moldy 18:31 @sansGato | a lil bit 18:32 @sansGato | that job sucked ass 18:32 @sansGato | tho 18:32 @sansGato | not because of that 18:32 @sansGato | it was pd work 18:34 @sansGato | pd overflowl sucked so bad 18:34 @sansGato | man 18:34 @sansGato | but at least i was not a public defender 18:35 @sansGato | that would have rly sucked 18:35 @sansGato | but all said, i did not mind working alone dowln there 18:36 @sansGato | tbh i was glad they ran owlt of space 18:36 @sansGato | and put me in the endless back rooms 18:36 @sansGato | i could run arowl 18:36 @sansGato | and take my pants owlf and dance 18:36 @sansGato | they did give me a boom box 18:36 @sansGato | so 18:36 @sansGato | that was kind 18:37 @sansGato | that whole place got filled with boxes though 18:37 @sansGato | and then i quit 18:37 @sansGato | said fooooooooooooooooooooooook dis 18:38 @sansGato | they were so fucked up to 18:38 @sansGato | o 18:38 @sansGato | (+o) 18:38 @sansGato | because I gave a months notice to be nice 18:39 @sansGato | and because I even gave any type of resignation, I was not allowed to even finish up my cases lol 18:39 @sansGato | so they fucked the clients 18:39 @sansGato | and prob had them reassigned back to pd 18:39 @sansGato | while they sit in jail 18:41 @sansGato | well it was not exactly the way I just said 18:41 @sansGato | each one had to go before the judge and shit 18:41 @sansGato | but still 18:41 @sansGato | basically was that 18:41 @durendal | omd 18:41 @sansGato | the point is 18:41 @sansGato | those backrooms 18:41 @sansGato | aint so bad 18:41 @sansGato | pal 18:42 @sansGato | they are just a tad musty 18:42 @sansGato | well very musty 18:42 @sansGato | and have rat traps 18:42 @sansGato | my armod kicked in 18:42 @sansGato | right when you brought this owlp 18:42 @sansGato | so nowl 18:42 @sansGato | this has become 18:42 @sansGato | my focus 18:43 @sansGato | to 18:43 @sansGato | elaborate on it 18:43 @sansGato | if you head will 18:43 @durendal | lol 18:44 @sansGato | I had such stupid cases back then lol 18:45 @sansGato | I was like wowl i get to find owlt what it will be like to represent a client in court 18:45 @sansGato | first hearing. dismissed. 18:45 @sansGato | next hearing. dismissed. 18:45 @sansGato | withowlt my doing btw 18:45 @sansGato | like the cases were so stupid 18:45 @sansGato | they were not even worth it 18:45 @sansGato | to the prosecution half the time 18:46 @sansGato | these were state level cases. Only time and basically last time I practiced state (except for a few contract cases after) 18:53 @sansGato | My first trial ever (if I remember right) the judge had a death in her family or some shit, and kept stopping stuff lol. I ended up filing a motion for recusowl, but the jury saw her crying, and saying things that made it sound like it was pertaining to the actual case. in the end it became a mistrial. so a win in the worst way possibru. 18:53 @sansGato | that was my introductiowl 18:53 @sansGato | into the world of trials 18:53 @sansGato | state was so easy 18:53 @sansGato | lol 18:53 @sansGato | u could never pull that off in fed 18:53 @durendal | lol 18:53 @durendal | dats why women shouldnt be judges 18:53 @sansGato | im serious 18:53 @sansGato | it rly is 18:53 @sansGato | they sometimes 18:53 @sansGato | loose their shit because of pms 18:53 @sansGato | lose* 18:54 @sansGato | and loose tbh 18:54 @sansGato | (tampon) 18:54 @durendal | loose stools can be a real prowlblem 18:54 @sansGato | yes 18:54 @sansGato | and then some 18:54 @sansGato | but in state 18:54 @sansGato | it works 18:54 @sansGato | to my benefit 18:54 @sansGato | :D 18:57 @sansGato | the next trial sucked too, but I won on accident after thinking I fucked up the clients case. It motioned for dismissal by the prosecution lol 18:57 @sansGato | they fucking didnt even confer with me!!!!! 18:57 @sansGato | they broke the rules 18:57 @sansGato | !!!!! 18:57 @sansGato | i was so pissed 18:57 @sansGato | but could not say anything 18:57 @sansGato | because 18:57 @sansGato | it made me win 18:57 @sansGato | but they should have talked with me!!!! 18:57 @sansGato | fucking idiots 18:57 @sansGato | either way 18:57 @sansGato | I WON 18:57 @sansGato | HAHAHAHHA 18:59 @sansGato | My first "real win" was a dui case, wherethe jury did not rule in my favor but I got the judge to do a JNOV lol 18:59 @sansGato | then i had everyone mad at me 19:00 @sansGato | lol 19:00 @sansGato | that was great 19:00 @sansGato | then i started reading stern 19:00 @sansGato | and the game changed 19:01 @sansGato | but didnt get a chance to fuck with those methods until fed where i work nowl, which was many moons later 19:03 @sansGato | funny i started reading stern because I wanted to figure owlt why i sucked at the jury selection stage 19:03 @sansGato | because that was the worst jury ever 19:03 @sansGato | but turns owlt 19:03 @sansGato | it was a red pill 19:03 @sansGato | to take me owlt 19:03 @sansGato | of the matrix !!!!!!!!!! AND WIN EVERY CASE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 19:04 @sansGato | hahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 19:04 @sansGato | but this too is a form 21:21 @sansGato | anyways... BACK ROOMS AINT DAT BAD